Thursday, April 2, 2009

Slim? Fat chance of that

It's become increasingly clear to me that I'm the kind of person who likes deadlines. With deadlines I know where I stand. I have a goal, a time limit and a task to accomplish within that specified time.

SO WHY AM I HEAVER NOW THAN I WAS WHEN I STARTED THIS BLOODY DIET.

I now realize that the way I've been working with my deadlines in the past just isn't going to cut it with this particular project.

I mean, if I have to have three paintings ready for an exhibition in two weeks I can spend ten days thinking about what to paint, two days painting them and the remaining two days drying them with a hairdryer. It's so unfortunate for me that eliminating 12lbs of fat from my body cannot be done this way. Changing my procrastinating personality is the only way. How I manage that I'll work out tomorrow.

I must let you know that I received a text from Goldilocks asking me why I've not posted for three weeks, wondering if I've been doing as terrible with my diet as she is. Now why she would say this when I can clearly see from her latest entry below that she's lost 3lbs recently I do not know.

Well, I'm here today to put my cards on the table (along with my dinner, chocolate cake, wine and copious plates of sandwiches) to say I've not being doing too well at all.

This is me putting on a fake American accent so nobody recognizes me


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